New Zealand National Frunt

we are an oppressed minority

2011-12-14T01:45:00.000-08:00

Christchurch Election meeting

2011-11-22T12:11:00.000-08:00

A highly planned military action took place last night in Christchurch. A team of highly trained commandos carried out a precision intervention against a small group of elderly people. We achieved total surprise (mainly cos the meeting was so dull that most people had fallen asleep) and delivered our message that civil war was around the corner. An agent of the multicultural marxist zionist conspiracy, (cunningly disguised as a little old lady) shooed us out of the meeting. we made a strategic withdrawal at this point, leaving a few badly worded flyers. The resistance has begun.

It is now only a matter of time before the people of Christchurch rise up, shave their heads, and put on their army surplus jackets . . .

Our brothers in England

2011-11-14T10:29:00.000-08:00

we are an internationalist nationalist movement so obviously we support our white brothers in overseas countries. Like in England.

These heroes are members of the English Defence League, and this photo was taken on remembrance day, when we remember our old soldiers, who died fighting some dodgy foreign types. they are waving the flag, and the guy in front doing a nazi salute is even wearing a poppy, in remembrance of all those who died fighting, er, dodgy foreigners . . .

cos we hate the jews and foreigners, and we like war, and we honour soldiers, fighting to get rid of the jews and foreigners, and the soldiers fighting the soldiers who were trying to get rid of the jews and, er, seig heil, and, honour our old soldiers cos they were great, they did a brave thing fighting nazis, and, er, we will never forget them, and um ..

oh fuck, my head hurts.

Flag day speech

2011-10-28T16:24:00.000-07:00

or speach as Kyles spells it

no further comment is necessary, just listen to the speech and you too will be amazed at his awesomeness, we really are grateful we have him as our leader

A great day, as our report states over sixty people present. or possibly fifty. There were so many it was hard to count them all, especially as many of them were hiding behind the camera, which is why you cant actually see that many people in the video.

they way our numbers keep growing the race war will be over before it even starts.

we outnumbered the left wing enemy. mainly cos they didn't turn up. cos they were scared of us. honest. no other explanation possible

Clown Power

2011-09-24T23:29:00.000-07:00

Kyle wants ice cream!

Doing our bit in Christchurch

2011-06-23T23:15:00.000-07:00

The last few months have been pretty hectic. We spent 2010 running around in the bush with our Survive Club, preparing for survival and self defence in the event of a major disaster. In September a major earthquake hit Christchurch, and then we had another one on February 22nd, this time with hundreds killed. Aftershocks continue daily and large parts of the eastern suburbs are without sewage and reliable water supply. Since the major issues facing people in Christchurch have been daily news, we thought it was time for an update on what the Survive Club has been doing.

The short answer is, well, nothing. After the first quake we had a meeting and decided that all our bush training with guns and land rovers was kind of pointless, and that maybe having an emergency water supply bottles around the house was a bit more practical. After that we did nothing at all. Instead our Christchurch based survival team focused our efforts on putting racist flyers in Auckland letterboxes.

Now, after a national recruiting tour by our glorious leader, we are back on the streets of Christchurch, planning anti graffiti patrols. Apparently graffiti is a major issue in Christchurch at the moment, so we are doing our bit. And yes, yet another uniform tshirt is being designed. As usual, it will be black with white printed skulls and stuff on it, extra large and made in China!

the recent leafleting campaign and Kyle gets dumped again!

2011-05-18T00:55:00.000-07:00

This week has been a bit hectic. our glorious leader has been very busy (and we are not talking about his breeding programme)
Kyle has written an analysis of recent media events here. what a work of genius.
Especially when you consider he has recently turned forty and apparently been dumped again. He certainly has a way with women and with words. I think the hairdo is a big part of this. that's why he is in charge

we like the dumb media

2011-05-11T00:17:00.001-07:00

ah man, cant believe how dumb the media is
There we were, a sad pack of bonehead losers with no chance of recruiting anyone to out little club, and our genius Fuhrer Kyle cums up with an idea to get us on TV
we put out lots of racist fliers, the media falls for it and Kyle gets to go on TV and in the paper and says hes not a racist.

And they believe him!

Wow, we were really worried that the media might ignore us totally or point out that in reality we are a drinking club for half a dozen fucked up drug addled boneheads. The amount of free publicity we are getting is amazing. with a bit of luck we may even recruit a couple of young idiots to join.

Rise into the Brotherhood!

2011-03-30T01:51:00.000-07:00

we have a special club.

if you want to be in our club you have to ask kyle. Kyle gets to be the boss of the club, mainly cos he is good at making up ceremoneys
there is a special ceremony if you want to join our club. Kyle made it up all by himself. its based on ancient white racial heritage stuff, with swords and sacred oaths and special t shirts for members only. This special ancient white aryan ceremony would normally take place in an ancient sacred place with blood sacrifices and yodelling, but instead we just had it in Kyles living room but thats Ok, cos we did have a proper sword, and we swore an oath just like the vikings did. at east I think thats what the vikings did, or was it the ancient norse warriors. not sure actually, but it was pretty cool! While its true some of our older members do look a bit like drugged up old fuckwits with bad tattoos and lots of missing teeth, we think we look realy cool when we get together in matching shirts and shaved heads. we look awesome!

we even made a video, and put cool music over the top and special graphics with sparkly bits . . check it out

sorry about the spelling . . .

Tribute to the lads

2011-02-17T20:21:00.000-08:00

Thank you to the brothers who once again came out, even when its not convenient. They come out with the Club to help raise awareness and to promote our cause. They work for our people even when most of our people don't care, even when most of our people hate us for it.

RWR is the most active WN org in NZ. This get proven more and more. We are now at the stage where we can hold small insignificant events without having to call on the moronic drunks who make up most of the NZ bonehead scene

Last night 15 of us went into the middle of the mainly asian areas and put up posters and mailboxed flyers saying "stop the asian invasion". We are really brave and awesome. Recently we also had a anti crime patrol where we walked around and beat up anyone young and brown (and smaller than us) and stole their marker pens. Some call this stupidity, we call it anti tagging patrol. Two of us got arrested. this is outrageous, what is the world coming too when a bunch of skinheads cant even wander around the streets at night assaulting people. this is more proof that we are right. somehow.

We are the Frontline now of White Nationalism in New Zealand. As in slightly less shit than all the rest of the losers.

We are men of action . .

2010-12-17T13:36:00.000-08:00

Oh yes we are men of action. It may look as though we are a sad bunch of drunk old boneheads who talk shit about the race war to impressionable young idiots but never quite get around to doing anything but, well, we might not be.

We just had a very successful visit by Paul Fromm, a old canadian neo nazi whoopps I mean patriot who is concerned about immigration. Paul visited Christchurch recently to talk shit with the usual suspects, including a talk to the local crew, and a quick phone call to Kerry and Colin.

Right Wing Resistance is celebrating its second birthday in March 2011 with the usual white pride rally and a gig featuring a band made up up of sad old boneheads drunkenly singing of white glory or something. Even Kyle will be there, celebrating his fortieth birthday. Our movement is really moving along, after decades we are still relying on the same old windbags to organise and lead us. We are men of action.

PS A leading RWR member who was facing serious charges in court recently had all charges dropped for no reason at all. nothing to see here. move along . .

Flag day report

2010-10-27T11:50:00.000-07:00

The plan was to have a Flag day rally in Wellington and Christchurch this year. The aim was to defend our flag against trash who run it into the ground. We aren't quite sure who we mean by that, probably everyone we don't like.
Having two rallies was a great idea cos some of us are on bail and cant travel, plus some of us cant be in the same town without punching each other.
Christchurch was OK. We marched into town and then stood around looking tough for a while. We got yelled at by Ruth Carr, the singer from Minuit, also we were outnumber slightly by local teenagers who were calling us ignorant nazi morons. How unfair.

In Wellington our glorious leader Vince Stephens led us round and round for a bit. Vince has told the media many times he is not a nazi. they just don't listen. Sorry about the lack of info, Hes a bit upset at the moment. i wonder why?

Paul henry is inocent!

2010-10-12T00:14:00.000-07:00

we are encouraging all our members to write letters to protest against Paul Henry being forced to resign. Heres one for you to copy.

i cant beleive paul henrey resined! there is no FREEEDOM OF SPEACH in this cuntry itsPC GONE MAD!!! in the NANNYSTATE amd were all going to hell in a hambasket he sed wot we were all thinkin and it was funny wot about HONEY HAWARA and the marois party and they get away wif anyfing and paul henrey cant bcoz of the COMINIST socilist who get ofended by anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is a slipry slope it wont be long befor u cant say anyfing about anyone on tv without rent amob crazy tree-hunging limp risted namby-pamby powers-that-be socialite comuists femists will wave a flag at u and WILLY JAKSON can get away wif anyfing bcoz hes MAROI and MAORIS can get away with anything! bcoz u cant be rasict if your a maroi! paul henery was a hero of the cummon man he was the only one who speaked the truth and he got LINCHED by the PCBRIGADE and there LINCHMOB WICH HUNT they should be shamed!!! wot he sed wasnt even rasict or homforbic or sexicm or anyfing i know bcoz i wasnot offedneded! WOT HAPENED TO MY CUNTRY! this is like NAZI GERMENY!

thanks boganette

Paul Henry for President!

2010-10-05T17:14:00.000-07:00

crikey, that Paul Henry bloke is a bit of alright isn't he? Normally its just slightly thick nazi skinheads that say this stuff out loud. Most racists are so afraid of "political correctness gone mad" (i.e. most people find open racism deeply offensive for some reason, can't think why) they keep it to themselves. Now finally a mainstream TV host is brave enought o say what he thinks without fear of offending half the country. thats what we like. And a special thanks to TVNZ spokesperson Andi Brotherston hit the nail on the head when she said Paul Henry was
"Prepared to say the things we quietly think but are afraid to say out loud". There are lots of racist bigots in New Zealand and sadly most are too scared to join the glorious New Zealand National Frunt, which means we only have a few skinheads and other social misfits as members. Andi Brotherston and Paul Henry are welcome to join us! we would love to have them. please, we are desperate!

Survive club in Christchurch

2010-09-10T17:31:00.000-07:00

So, we got on the telly recently.
In How the other half lives, celebrity dude Marc Ellis joined us for a weekend of survival training. he didn't even take the piss, much.

The show was recorded a while ago, and it was quite good. No one mentioned that we were a bunch of moronic nazis, they didnt even use our last names, so the average viewer would have been unaware that Kyle Chapman, Steve Larsen and Jason Orme are all well known white power neo nazis. Although Steve Larsen nearly gave the game away when Marc Ellis got him to say a lot of stuff about how Maori extremists allegedly training in the bush with guns was a very dangerous thing for white people everywhere. A few minutes later they showed a bunch of white power extremists training in the bush with guns, them being us! Luckily the Police seem to be letting us get away with it for now. cool eh? We looked awfully professional and militant too. All dressed up in camouflage, just like real soldiers. We've got tents and a landrover and we have been learning how to light fires and cook up dead possums too. Marc Ellis even shot one of us in the head with a paintball gun. There was blood and everything. Marc thought it was funny and took the piss a bit, but really it proved how hard we are. There were a few minor issues, Some members though Kyle should have buttoned up his shirt so he looked a bit more military and less like a slob, but you have to bear in mind that buttoning Kyles shirt is not as easy as you might think.

Kyle was also on telly showing Marc Ellis his hidden stash of food. Kyle had buried a large crate in the bush which contained about 200 packets of two minute noodles. In case of emergency and the breakdown of civilisation we will retreat to the hills and live on these two minute noodles (supplemented by the occasional dead possum) for the next six months or so. Sadly Kyles noodle stash was all soggy as he had forgotten to waterproof it.
Lastly Marc Ellis was invited to take part in our fite club. We got him to take on eight of us in a row, and sadly he beat us all, mainly cos we aren't very fit. oh well.

Of course the most ironic thing was that a few days before the show was on the telly, Christchurch had been hit by a massive earthquake. We thought, at last, our preparations can be put to good use. The whole idea of our Survival training is that we think a disaster will lead to society breaking down and everyone turning into crazed violent lunatics who will try to kill everyone else, kinda like you see on lots of sci fi movies. So when the quake struck, we were ready for anything. We immediately made plans to gather up our guns, load our backpacks with noodles, and fight our way through the hordes of looters to our secret hideout in the bush.

Unfortunately the roads were all fucked up so we were stuck (we hadn't thought of that). Within minutes of the quake neighbours were out on the streets and offering to help each other. The entire community turned out to be working together and being nice to each other. There was no looting. there was no unrest. This wasn't supposed to happen!

This has left many of our members felling rather stupid and baffled (this is is a common problem for some of our balder members).

As our website says "We are meeting tonight to make some plans and work out some new systems". So far we have decided to tell everyone to stock up on spare water and food. We found this advice in the back of the local phone book, and while this might make you think that our survival training is completely impractical and pointless macho posturing, we are convinced there is a need for a militia. we just have to have a think and work out why.

In the meantime, for up to date and informative earthquake advice we recommend this website.

Lisa Thompson, our favourite Aryan

2010-09-02T15:44:00.000-07:00

People often assume supporters of the National Frunt are dopey racist thickies. The latest example of this is Lisa Marie Thompson. Poor old Lisa has been picked on by the mainstream media recently.
In this story, she explained how her personalised number plate ARYAN1 was not really racist, she had no idea what it meant, and it was actually in memory of her former boyfriend Andrew Ryan.

A few days later, after numerous phone calls to the newspaper by people who actually knew her, this story exposed how Lisa was actually a hardcore racist nazi with links to Blood and Honour and various other white power groups around NZ. Vince Stephens of the NZNF leapt to her defence claiming she was actually a very nice person. Vince knows all about racism and white power so hopefully the media will believe him.

As we said, we at the New Zealand National Frunt are often accused of having a membership made up of morons and thickies, and at first glance Lisa might fit this description. After spending most of your adult life hanging around with white power boneheads, hardcore racists and violent nutters like Blood and Honour, you would have to be pretty thick not to know what Aryan means. We can confirm that Lisa Marie Thompson, while pretty dim, is not actually that thick. She is in fact a liar. Hope that clears everything up.

Right Wing Resistance Street patrols

2009-10-27T22:06:00.000-07:00

Our street patrols have been in the news lately. Here's an actual picture of our Christchurch Street patrol group. the aim is to get more nazi skinheads out on the street, and this will somehow cut the crime rate, or something.

Stop laughing, we are serious!

Flag Day 2009

2009-10-26T21:08:00.000-07:00

we will have a full report on Flag day very soon. Sorry for the delay, we are just dealing with a few issues at the moment . . .
Firstly, no one turned up to our annual rally except the usual bonehead losers. Hell, even the lefties decided we werent worth the bother and had no chance of recruiting anyone who wasnt already a moronic loser.
Secondly, all the media coverage was focused on how no one likes us
Thirdly, Kyles having a few difficulties at home right now.

As soon as we sort these problems out, normal racist ranting will resume

We love Nick Griffin of the BNP

2009-10-26T17:49:00.000-07:00

check out our hero, Nick Griffin, leader of the British nazi party, whoops, I mean the British National Party

Kyle reely wants to be be respectable like Nick Griffin

noble maidens are all class

2009-10-23T19:21:00.000-07:00

fuck we are classy
I cant imagine why we dont have hundreds of members flocking to join us.

the boyfreind looks pretty switched on as well!

Hutt Park Holiday Camp

2009-10-23T11:55:00.000-07:00

Gee, we would reely like to thank the Hutt Park Holiday Camp. Its not every holiday camp that would repeatedly host a bunch of racist nazi fuckwits year after year
Hell, we even got exposed doing nazi salutes at the park in todays newspaper and still they supported us!

We usually try not to be openly nazi in public cos it makes us look like idiots, but its a constant struggle due to the fact that most of our supporters are immensely stupid. As our glorius leader Colin Ansell said to the DomPost, he will jump on any members silly enough to salute in public, and being jumped on by Colin is no laughing matter, Hes a big boy.

Anyway, bit thanks to janna Cox and the others at Hutt Park Holiday Camp, we couldnt do it without you. Please phone the Hutt Park Holiday Camp and thank them for supporting neo nazis

Hutt Park Holiday Camp
95 Hutt Park Road,
Seaview
Lower Hutt

Reservation cancellation Freephone: 0800 488 872
Email: info@huttpark.co.nz

Meet the Master Race #2: Kerry Bolton

2009-10-20T22:37:00.000-07:00

Our Kerry is a funny one
Hes been around since he was 14, when he joined the National Socialist Party. But, he’s not a Nazi. He also founded the order of Odin, several Satanist groups and holds the world record for the number of failed fascist political groups ever started by one man. Kerrys main problem is that no one likes him, so its hard for him to keep a group going. He founded the National Frunt way back in 1977 has quit or been thrown out pretty much annually ever since.

Kerry is a prolific author, he sits in his room writing furiously about how NZ was settled by funny little white people before the Maori settled here. He also edits about 15 obscure magazines covering conspiracy theories, communist plots, jewish conspiracies, Nazi memorabilia, Odin, Satan, how white apartheid south Africa was betrayed by communists, and all sorts of shit really. But, he’s not a Nazi!

He sells books about nazis and jewish conspiracies, and about how the holocaust never happened, all available via mail order. But, he’s not a Nazi!

Yup, Kerry might be a revolutionary conservative fascist who longs for a glorious nationalist leader to abolish democracy and take back our country from the evil jewish conspiracy that’s behind everything only you cant see it, and if you dotn believe me just look at the evidence (and remember kids the lack of evidence only proves how clever the conspiracy is!) but he’s certainly not a nazi.

2009-10-19T21:20:00.001-07:00

Kyle said we have to get new members otherwise he will resign again.
so heres our new recruiting poster

Survive Club

2009-10-16T01:38:00.000-07:00

Heres a video of us doing survive club training

we are awesum aye? especially Jason "theres an air of stupidity out there" Orme
hell we are lucky to have him
like it says in the video, we do have lots of members who are doctors lawyers accountants and respectable people.
its just a shame that the only people who could come on the day were slightly dopey looking . .

Meet the Master race #1: Kyle Chapman

2009-10-15T21:29:00.000-07:00

In this series we take a look at some of the high quality specimens that play a key part in our glorious movement. First up, Kyle Chapman

Kyle Chapman has been around the nazi scene for twenty years

Born in Towermaranueey, he soon moved to Invercargill, because toe mara neuey was too hard to say, let alone spell properly. When he was 14 he joined the National Frunt and several skinheads gangs. He quickly rose to a prominent position in the nazi skinhead gang scene due to his ability to read and write (well, only just, but that’s all it takes in the nazi scene!)

He later admitted to several racially motivated arson attacks. Then he got a qualification as a social worker and convinced the Christchurch City Council to fund him to reedumicate lost skinheads into a more productive lifestyle. They soon cut the funding when they found out he was training them up to be little racist nazis.

In 2004 he emerged as a high profile leader of the NZ National Frunt and spent many hours explaining to the media why he hated Asians, hung out with bonehead criminals, stood around doing nazi salutes and playing with guns in his bedroom, but still wasn’t a nazi really! He ran for the mayoralty of Christchurch and got a stunning 1.9% of the vote.

He was forced to give it all up after his children were being shunned at school because of the profile of their father.

He dabbled in politics with various other political parties that went nowhere, and then started up the survive club. This where Kyle and his mates spend there weekends in the bush playing with guns and trying to capture and cook stray hedgehogs.

In January 2009 Chapman started asking for donations to create a European-only "protected community" in North Canterbury. His intention was to “build a unified mini state that we could build up in future to be a base for other like minded Europeans to come to from other dying countries.”

The compound would have a school, accommodation, a meeting house for leaders, and a training area for sport fighting and survival training. Chapman was concerned that the all male atmosphere could create a “sousage fest” so he suggested importing mail order brides from eastern Europe to solve this alarming problem.

Then Kyle found love, moved to Hamilton and married a mormon (his fourth wife)

She has been quoted as saying he “is very fertile”. Which is good news for the white race I’m sure you will agree.

Of course Kyle didn’t really give it all up. He only said that to impress his wife. He’s been spending plenty of time behind the scenes organising the right wing resistance in Christchurch. RWR are a bunch of dodgy criminal looking skinhead dudes who do crime patrols to keep the streets safe from dodgy criminals.

Kyle is also helping to organise the annual Flag day rally in Wellington this month. He’s a bit concerned that no one will come, or worse still, everyone will ignore him..

Hello New Zealand

2009-10-15T02:12:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the NZ National Frunt Website.
We have set up this website to explain ourselves. Many people get the impression we are a bunch of moronic neo nazi scumbags and thugs.
Mostly we are fine upstanding patriots who are proud of our country and nothing more.
All that stuff about holocaust denial, nazi salutes, and racist attacks is not true. Well, OK, its kinda true, but mostly not, or something..
its really difficult sometimes, being a nazi and loving all that hitler stuff, and then being proud of our old soldiers who fought against, er, nazis, and all that, really confusing actually, it makes my head hurt if I think about it too much.

PS sorry about the spelling mistakes