We had a great day yesterday in Christchurch. The sun was shining, and a collection of racists from all over the country got to march up and down the street together. As always Kyle has declared the event a complete success and is claiming 80 people were there. As he says “a bit of a drop from last year”. You can only see thirty of us in the photos, the other fifty were invisible or something. And some people got lost on the way but we counted them anyway. This was a pretty good number considering we only had a year to organise it. A counter rally was organised by evil communists and they managed to get about 200 people to their march. The reason they can get twice the numbers with only a few days notice is because they are communists and have secret communist recruiting methods. It is NOT because we are incredibly unpopular. Honest.
Anyway the best bit was our spiffing new uniforms. Kyle designed them all by himself. We are so lucky to have Kyle. he could easily get a job as a top fashion designer and leave us to linger in jeans and t shirts. Being a fascist is all about looking good, and we like to dress up. Our uniforms are just like 1930s and 1940s nazi uniforms only ours are a slightly looser fit as most of us are a bit tubby cos of all the beer and pies. Black is a good colour, much better than all the rainbows and stuff the commies had at the counter rally.
We keep saying we are getting new recruits. One day it will be true.
Most of the new faces were, well, old faces. Like this guy.
Steve Larsen (above) also turned up so we gave him one of our uniforms to wear. Steve is an old mate from Wellington. He is a bit paranoid, but we like him so we let him hang out with us skinheads.
Our good friend Jim Saleam from the Australia First Party also spoke. Jim has a vast amount of experience in the Australian White Power scene. He is a hard man who has been involved in pretty much every violent incident or serious crime connected with the Australian neo nazi scene in the last forty years. He encouraged racist campaigns against Lebanese immigrants at Cronulla a few years ago. Jim really does not like Lebanese immigrants. Especially his parents.
Then we all went home and sat around drinking till the morning. Long Live the White Revolution!
Our annual Flag Day in Wellington was a huge success this weekend. Apart from all the people who couldn't come. We would have had hundreds of supporters, honestly, but some of our most loyal supporters decided that a drunken birthday party in Christchurch was more important than our nations future. Oh well, I guess twenty five is not too bad. The media had a frenzy trying to blame us for desecrating Jewish graves in Auckland. Which was totally unfair, I mean, surely we aren't the only group in the country to have a membership made of of Neo Nazi shitbags, and who are desperate for publicity because everyone keeps ignoring us and the only way we can get on the telly is by being as offensive and disgusting as possible?
Anyway, it worked, and we got on telly. Here is our glorious leader.
Colin Ansell even said he felt sorry for the people who had their sacred monuments desecrated. Colin knows all about desecrating sacred monuments. He used to do it quite a lot. He was imprisoned for vandalising a synagogue in 1967. Luckily no one in the media picked that one up!
At our AGM this weekend we will be discussing which way forward for our movement. Kyle wants to talk tough and hand out little badges to everyone who joins the Right Wing Resistance, while Colin Ansell's strategy is to keep telling the news media we are slightly hopeless and all our members are a bit thick. Both strategies appeal to our target market of immensely stupid drug addled old nazi skinheads but they are kind of contradictory.
We are honest hard working white folks, but we are not nazis. Some of us even have jobs. Well OK, just a couple of us, the rest are from Invercargill
Kyle Chapman in the centre, looking good as always. They are not doing a Nazi salute they is just waving. On the far right (ho ho) is our Wellington coordinator Vince Stephens. The other three are too modest to tell us their names but please let us know, they are such handsome young men and fine examples of Aryan breeding, we really would like to know their names.
Our glorious leader Kyle Chapman is a man of action and does not muck around when it comes to saving our nation. Why waste time on solving the very real problems of Christchurch when it is so much easier to organise a march of idiots through the middle class neighbourhood of Riccarton. The sight of 70-80 inbred idiots with more hair than brains will shock the middle classes into calling the media and Kyle will get his name in the paper again! The idea is if this happens enough times, people will stop laughing at us in the street and decide to join us instead. For this to work we have to look like we are a threat to the establishment. This is why we like provoking middle class liberals. Most working class people hate smug middle class liberals telling them what to do. Sadly for us, most working class people also hate ignorant drug addled racists. One day we would attract supporters who are not long term members of the South island skinhead scene but for now we have to make do with what we have.
Here we are marching towards victory and looking determined in the face of the enemy, or a few bemused shoppers, or what ever. Maybe it will sound better if we put some cool music over the top of it? Did I say 70-80 inbred idiots? This is indeed the biggest gathering of neo nazi morons in the history of the country, but we can still exaggerate a bit, lets make it 120 people! White pride! Wanna buy another T shirt?
Well, the New Zealand government and corporates are attacking workers and working conditions all over the country. We thought briefly about taking part in a campaign to stop the government selling off land to Chinese corporates as it would be really easy to turn this into a racist campaign. We also thought about helping locked out meat workers, especially as at least one of our members (Jamie Broadbridge) is directly affected by this, but in the end our stupidity got the better of us and we have decided to announce a campaign to ban the burqa
We are expecting masses of white working class people who are currently struggling alongside maori/pacific and other poor people to finally give up on trying to fight a common enemy and instead join the ranks of the National Frunt and confront the growing problem of evil headgear in our streets.
A highly planned military action took place last night in Christchurch. A team of highly trained commandos carried out a precision intervention against a small group of elderly people. We achieved total surprise (mainly cos the meeting was so dull that most people had fallen asleep) and delivered our message that civil war was around the corner. An agent of the multicultural marxist zionist conspiracy, (cunningly disguised as a little old lady) shooed us out of the meeting. we made a strategic withdrawal at this point, leaving a few badly worded flyers. The resistance has begun.
It is now only a matter of time before the people of Christchurch rise up, shave their heads, and put on their army surplus jackets . . .
we are an internationalist nationalist movement so obviously we support our white brothers in overseas countries. Like in England. These heroes are members of the English Defence League, and this photo was taken on remembrance day, when we remember our old soldiers, who died fighting some dodgy foreign types. they are waving the flag, and the guy in front doing a nazi salute is even wearing a poppy, in remembrance of all those who died fighting, er, dodgy foreigners . . .
cos we hate the jews and foreigners, and we like war, and we honour soldiers, fighting to get rid of the jews and foreigners, and the soldiers fighting the soldiers who were trying to get rid of the jews and, er, seig heil, and, honour our old soldiers cos they were great, they did a brave thing fighting nazis, and, er, we will never forget them, and um ..
no further comment is necessary, just listen to the speech and you too will be amazed at his awesomeness, we really are grateful we have him as our leader
A great day, as our report states over sixty people present. or possibly fifty. There were so many it was hard to count them all, especially as many of them were hiding behind the camera, which is why you cant actually see that many people in the video.
they way our numbers keep growing the race war will be over before it even starts.
we outnumbered the left wing enemy. mainly cos they didn't turn up. cos they were scared of us. honest. no other explanation possible
The last few months have been pretty hectic. We spent 2010 running around in the bush with our Survive Club, preparing for survival and self defence in the event of a major disaster. In September a major earthquake hit Christchurch, and then we had another one on February 22nd, this time with hundreds killed. Aftershocks continue daily and large parts of the eastern suburbs are without sewage and reliable water supply. Since the major issues facing people in Christchurch have been daily news, we thought it was time for an update on what the Survive Club has been doing.
The short answer is, well, nothing. After the first quake we had a meeting and decided that all our bush training with guns and land rovers was kind of pointless, and that maybe having an emergency water supply bottles around the house was a bit more practical. After that we did nothing at all. Instead our Christchurch based survival team focused our efforts on putting racist flyers in Auckland letterboxes.
Now, after a national recruiting tour by our glorious leader, we are back on the streets of Christchurch, planning anti graffiti patrols. Apparently graffiti is a major issue in Christchurch at the moment, so we are doing our bit. And yes, yet another uniform tshirt is being designed. As usual, it will be black with white printed skulls and stuff on it, extra large and made in China!
This week has been a bit hectic. our glorious leader has been very busy (and we are not talking about his breeding programme) Kyle has written an analysis of recent media events here. what a work of genius. Especially when you consider he has recently turned forty and apparently been dumped again. He certainly has a way with women and with words. I think the hairdo is a big part of this. that's why he is in charge
ah man, cant believe how dumb the media is There we were, a sad pack of bonehead losers with no chance of recruiting anyone to out little club, and our genius Fuhrer Kyle cums up with an idea to get us on TV we put out lots of racist fliers, the media falls for it and Kyle gets to go on TV and in the paper and says hes not a racist.
And they believe him!
Wow, we were really worried that the media might ignore us totally or point out that in reality we are a drinking club for half a dozen fucked up drug addled boneheads. The amount of free publicity we are getting is amazing. with a bit of luck we may even recruit a couple of young idiots to join.
if you want to be in our club you have to ask kyle. Kyle gets to be the boss of the club, mainly cos he is good at making up ceremoneys there is a special ceremony if you want to join our club. Kyle made it up all by himself. its based on ancient white racial heritage stuff, with swords and sacred oaths and special t shirts for members only. This special ancient white aryan ceremony would normally take place in an ancient sacred place with blood sacrifices and yodelling, but instead we just had it in Kyles living room but thats Ok, cos we did have a proper sword, and we swore an oath just like the vikings did. at east I think thats what the vikings did, or was it the ancient norse warriors. not sure actually, but it was pretty cool! While its true some of our older members do look a bit like drugged up old fuckwits with bad tattoos and lots of missing teeth, we think we look realy cool when we get together in matching shirts and shaved heads. we look awesome!
we even made a video, and put cool music over the top and special graphics with sparkly bits . . check it out
Thank you to the brothers who once again came out, even when its not convenient. They come out with the Club to help raise awareness and to promote our cause. They work for our people even when most of our people don't care, even when most of our people hate us for it.
RWR is the most active WN org in NZ. This get proven more and more. We are now at the stage where we can hold small insignificant events without having to call on the moronic drunks who make up most of the NZ bonehead scene
Last night 15 of us went into the middle of the mainly asian areas and put up posters and mailboxed flyers saying "stop the asian invasion". We are really brave and awesome. Recently we also had a anti crime patrol where we walked around and beat up anyone young and brown (and smaller than us) and stole their marker pens. Some call this stupidity, we call it anti tagging patrol. Two of us got arrested. this is outrageous, what is the world coming too when a bunch of skinheads cant even wander around the streets at night assaulting people. this is more proof that we are right. somehow.
We are the Frontline now of White Nationalism in New Zealand. As in slightly less shit than all the rest of the losers.
Oh yes we are men of action. It may look as though we are a sad bunch of drunk old boneheads who talk shit about the race war to impressionable young idiots but never quite get around to doing anything but, well, we might not be.
We just had a very successful visit by Paul Fromm, a old canadian neo nazi whoopps I mean patriot who is concerned about immigration. Paul visited Christchurch recently to talk shit with the usual suspects, including a talk to the local crew, and a quick phone call to Kerry and Colin.
Right Wing Resistance is celebrating its second birthday in March 2011 with the usual white pride rally and a gig featuring a band made up up of sad old boneheads drunkenly singing of white glory or something. Even Kyle will be there, celebrating his fortieth birthday. Our movement is really moving along, after decades we are still relying on the same old windbags to organise and lead us. We are men of action.
PS A leading RWR member who was facing serious charges in court recently had all charges dropped for no reason at all. nothing to see here. move along . .
The plan was to have a Flag day rally in Wellington and Christchurch this year. The aim was to defend our flag against trash who run it into the ground. We aren't quite sure who we mean by that, probably everyone we don't like. Having two rallies was a great idea cos some of us are on bail and cant travel, plus some of us cant be in the same town without punching each other. Christchurch was OK. We marched into town and then stood around looking tough for a while. We got yelled at by Ruth Carr, the singer from Minuit, also we were outnumber slightly by local teenagers who were calling us ignorant nazi morons. How unfair.
In Wellington our glorious leader Vince Stephens led us round and round for a bit. Vince has told the media many times he is not a nazi. they just don't listen. Sorry about the lack of info, Hes a bit upset at the moment. i wonder why?
we are encouraging all our members to write letters to protest against Paul Henry being forced to resign. Heres one for you to copy.
i cant beleive paul henrey resined! there is no FREEEDOM OF SPEACH in this cuntry itsPC GONE MAD!!! in the NANNYSTATE amd were all going to hell in a hambasket he sed wot we were all thinkin and it was funny wot about HONEY HAWARA and the marois party and they get away wif anyfing and paul henrey cant bcoz of the COMINIST socilist who get ofended by anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is a slipry slope it wont be long befor u cant say anyfing about anyone on tv without rent amob crazy tree-hunging limp risted namby-pamby powers-that-be socialite comuists femists will wave a flag at u and WILLY JAKSON can get away wif anyfing bcoz hes MAROI and MAORIS can get away with anything! bcoz u cant be rasict if your a maroi! paul henery was a hero of the cummon man he was the only one who speaked the truth and he got LINCHED by the PCBRIGADE and there LINCHMOB WICH HUNT they should be shamed!!! wot he sed wasnt even rasict or homforbic or sexicm or anyfing i know bcoz i wasnot offedneded! WOT HAPENED TO MY CUNTRY! this is like NAZI GERMENY!
crikey, that Paul Henry bloke is a bit of alright isn't he? Normally its just slightly thick nazi skinheads that say this stuff out loud. Most racists are so afraid of "political correctness gone mad" (i.e. most people find open racism deeply offensive for some reason, can't think why) they keep it to themselves. Now finally a mainstream TV host is brave enought o say what he thinks without fear of offending half the country. thats what we like. And a special thanks to TVNZ spokesperson Andi Brotherston hit the nail on the head when she said Paul Henry was "Prepared to say the things we quietly think but are afraid to say out loud". There are lots of racist bigots in New Zealand and sadly most are too scared to join the glorious New Zealand National Frunt, which means we only have a few skinheads and other social misfits as members. Andi Brotherston and Paul Henry are welcome to join us! we would love to have them. please, we are desperate!
So, we got on the telly recently. In How the other half lives, celebrity dude Marc Ellis joined us for a weekend of survival training. he didn't even take the piss, much.
The show was recorded a while ago, and it was quite good. No one mentioned that we were a bunch of moronic nazis, they didnt even use our last names, so the average viewer would have been unaware that Kyle Chapman, Steve Larsen and Jason Orme are all well known white power neo nazis. Although Steve Larsen nearly gave the game away when Marc Ellis got him to say a lot of stuff about how Maori extremists allegedly training in the bush with guns was a very dangerous thing for white people everywhere. A few minutes later they showed a bunch of white power extremists training in the bush with guns, them being us! Luckily the Police seem to be letting us get away with it for now. cool eh? We looked awfully professional and militant too. All dressed up in camouflage, just like real soldiers. We've got tents and a landrover and we have been learning how to light fires and cook up dead possums too. Marc Ellis even shot one of us in the head with a paintball gun. There was blood and everything. Marc thought it was funny and took the piss a bit, but really it proved how hard we are. There were a few minor issues, Some members though Kyle should have buttoned up his shirt so he looked a bit more military and less like a slob, but you have to bear in mind that buttoning Kyles shirt is not as easy as you might think.
Kyle was also on telly showing Marc Ellis his hidden stash of food. Kyle had buried a large crate in the bush which contained about 200 packets of two minute noodles. In case of emergency and the breakdown of civilisation we will retreat to the hills and live on these two minute noodles (supplemented by the occasional dead possum) for the next six months or so. Sadly Kyles noodle stash was all soggy as he had forgotten to waterproof it. Lastly Marc Ellis was invited to take part in our fite club. We got him to take on eight of us in a row, and sadly he beat us all, mainly cos we aren't very fit. oh well.
Of course the most ironic thing was that a few days before the show was on the telly, Christchurch had been hit by a massive earthquake. We thought, at last, our preparations can be put to good use. The whole idea of our Survival training is that we think a disaster will lead to society breaking down and everyone turning into crazed violent lunatics who will try to kill everyone else, kinda like you see on lots of sci fi movies. So when the quake struck, we were ready for anything. We immediately made plans to gather up our guns, load our backpacks with noodles, and fight our way through the hordes of looters to our secret hideout in the bush.
Unfortunately the roads were all fucked up so we were stuck (we hadn't thought of that). Within minutes of the quake neighbours were out on the streets and offering to help each other. The entire community turned out to be working together and being nice to each other. There was no looting. there was no unrest. This wasn't supposed to happen!
This has left many of our members felling rather stupid and baffled (this is is a common problem for some of our balder members).
As our website says "We are meeting tonight to make some plans and work out some new systems". So far we have decided to tell everyone to stock up on spare water and food. We found this advice in the back of the local phone book, and while this might make you think that our survival training is completely impractical and pointless macho posturing, we are convinced there is a need for a militia. we just have to have a think and work out why.
In the meantime, for up to date and informative earthquake advice we recommend this website.
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