Our Kerry is a funny one
Hes been around since he was 14, when he joined the National Socialist Party. But, he’s not a Nazi. He also founded the order of Odin, several Satanist groups and holds the world record for the number of failed fascist political groups ever started by one man. Kerrys main problem is that no one likes him, so its hard for him to keep a group going. He founded the National Frunt way back in 1977 has quit or been thrown out pretty much annually ever since.
Kerry is a prolific author, he sits in his room writing furiously about how NZ was settled by funny little white people before the Maori settled here. He also edits about 15 obscure magazines covering conspiracy theories, communist plots, jewish conspiracies, Nazi memorabilia, Odin, Satan, how white apartheid south Africa was betrayed by communists, and all sorts of shit really. But, he’s not a Nazi!
He sells books about nazis and jewish conspiracies, and about how the holocaust never happened, all available via mail order. But, he’s not a Nazi!
Yup, Kerry might be a revolutionary conservative fascist who longs for a glorious nationalist leader to abolish democracy and take back our country from the evil jewish conspiracy that’s behind everything only you cant see it, and if you dotn believe me just look at the evidence (and remember kids the lack of evidence only proves how clever the conspiracy is!) but he’s certainly not a nazi.
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