Friday, December 17, 2010

We are men of action . .

Oh yes we are men of action. It may look as though we are a sad bunch of drunk old boneheads who talk shit about the race war to impressionable young idiots but never quite get around to doing anything but, well, we might not be.

We just had a very successful visit by Paul Fromm, a old canadian neo nazi whoopps I mean patriot who is concerned about immigration. Paul visited Christchurch recently to talk shit with the usual suspects, including a talk to the local crew, and a quick phone call to Kerry and Colin.

Right Wing Resistance is celebrating its second birthday in March 2011 with the usual white pride rally and a gig featuring a band made up up of sad old boneheads drunkenly singing of white glory or something. Even Kyle will be there, celebrating his fortieth birthday. Our movement is really moving along, after decades we are still relying on the same old windbags to organise and lead us. We are men of action.

PS A leading RWR member who was facing serious charges in court recently had all charges dropped for no reason at all. nothing to see here. move along . .

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Flag day report

The plan was to have a Flag day rally in Wellington and Christchurch this year. The aim was to defend our flag against trash who run it into the ground. We aren't quite sure who we mean by that, probably everyone we don't like.
Having two rallies was a great idea cos some of us are on bail and cant travel, plus some of us cant be in the same town without punching each other.
Christchurch was OK. We marched into town and then stood around looking tough for a while. We got yelled at by Ruth Carr, the singer from Minuit, also we were outnumber slightly by local teenagers who were calling us ignorant nazi morons. How unfair.

In Wellington our glorious leader Vince Stephens led us round and round for a bit. Vince has told the media many times he is not a nazi. they just don't listen. Sorry about the lack of info, Hes a bit upset at the moment. i wonder why?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Paul henry is inocent!

we are encouraging all our members to write letters to protest against Paul Henry being forced to resign. Heres one for you to copy.

i cant beleive paul henrey resined! there is no FREEEDOM OF SPEACH in this cuntry itsPC GONE MAD!!! in the NANNYSTATE amd were all going to hell in a hambasket he sed wot we were all thinkin and it was funny wot about HONEY HAWARA and the marois party and they get away wif anyfing and paul henrey cant bcoz of the COMINIST socilist who get ofended by anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is a slipry slope it wont be long befor u cant say anyfing about anyone on tv without rent amob crazy tree-hunging limp risted namby-pamby powers-that-be socialite comuists femists will wave a flag at u and WILLY JAKSON can get away wif anyfing bcoz hes MAROI and MAORIS can get away with anything! bcoz u cant be rasict if your a maroi! paul henery was a hero of the cummon man he was the only one who speaked the truth and he got LINCHED by the PCBRIGADE and there LINCHMOB WICH HUNT they should be shamed!!! wot he sed wasnt even rasict or homforbic or sexicm or anyfing i know bcoz i wasnot offedneded! WOT HAPENED TO MY CUNTRY! this is like NAZI GERMENY!

thanks boganette

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Paul Henry for President!

crikey, that Paul Henry bloke is a bit of alright isn't he? Normally its just slightly thick nazi skinheads that say this stuff out loud. Most racists are so afraid of "political correctness gone mad" (i.e. most people find open racism deeply offensive for some reason, can't think why) they keep it to themselves. Now finally a mainstream TV host is brave enought o say what he thinks without fear of offending half the country. thats what we like. And a special thanks to TVNZ spokesperson Andi Brotherston hit the nail on the head when she said Paul Henry was
"Prepared to say the things we quietly think but are afraid to say out loud". There are lots of racist bigots in New Zealand and sadly most are too scared to join the glorious New Zealand National Frunt, which means we only have a few skinheads and other social misfits as members. Andi Brotherston and Paul Henry are welcome to join us! we would love to have them. please, we are desperate!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Survive club in Christchurch

So, we got on the telly recently.
In How the other half lives, celebrity dude Marc Ellis joined us for a weekend of survival training. he didn't even take the piss, much.

The show was recorded a while ago, and it was quite good. No one mentioned that we were a bunch of moronic nazis, they didnt even use our last names, so the average viewer would have been unaware that Kyle Chapman, Steve Larsen and Jason Orme are all well known white power neo nazis. Although Steve Larsen nearly gave the game away when Marc Ellis got him to say a lot of stuff about how Maori extremists allegedly training in the bush with guns was a very dangerous thing for white people everywhere. A few minutes later they showed a bunch of white power extremists training in the bush with guns, them being us! Luckily the Police seem to be letting us get away with it for now. cool eh? We looked awfully professional and militant too. All dressed up in camouflage, just like real soldiers. We've got tents and a landrover and we have been learning how to light fires and cook up dead possums too. Marc Ellis even shot one of us in the head with a paintball gun. There was blood and everything. Marc thought it was funny and took the piss a bit, but really it proved how hard we are. There were a few minor issues, Some members though Kyle should have buttoned up his shirt so he looked a bit more military and less like a slob, but you have to bear in mind that buttoning Kyles shirt is not as easy as you might think.

Kyle was also on telly showing Marc Ellis his hidden stash of food. Kyle had buried a large crate in the bush which contained about 200 packets of two minute noodles. In case of emergency and the breakdown of civilisation we will retreat to the hills and live on these two minute noodles (supplemented by the occasional dead possum) for the next six months or so. Sadly Kyles noodle stash was all soggy as he had forgotten to waterproof it.
Lastly Marc Ellis was invited to take part in our fite club. We got him to take on eight of us in a row, and sadly he beat us all, mainly cos we aren't very fit. oh well.

Of course the most ironic thing was that a few days before the show was on the telly, Christchurch had been hit by a massive earthquake. We thought, at last, our preparations can be put to good use. The whole idea of our Survival training is that we think a disaster will lead to society breaking down and everyone turning into crazed violent lunatics who will try to kill everyone else, kinda like you see on lots of sci fi movies. So when the quake struck, we were ready for anything. We immediately made plans to gather up our guns, load our backpacks with noodles, and fight our way through the hordes of looters to our secret hideout in the bush.

Unfortunately the roads were all fucked up so we were stuck (we hadn't thought of that). Within minutes of the quake neighbours were out on the streets and offering to help each other. The entire community turned out to be working together and being nice to each other. There was no looting. there was no unrest. This wasn't supposed to happen!

This has left many of our members felling rather stupid and baffled (this is is a common problem for some of our balder members).

As our website says "We are meeting tonight to make some plans and work out some new systems". So far we have decided to tell everyone to stock up on spare water and food. We found this advice in the back of the local phone book, and while this might make you think that our survival training is completely impractical and pointless macho posturing, we are convinced there is a need for a militia. we just have to have a think and work out why.

In the meantime, for up to date and informative earthquake advice we recommend this website.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Lisa Thompson, our favourite Aryan

People often assume supporters of the National Frunt are dopey racist thickies. The latest example of this is Lisa Marie Thompson. Poor old Lisa has been picked on by the mainstream media recently.
In this story, she explained how her personalised number plate ARYAN1 was not really racist, she had no idea what it meant, and it was actually in memory of her former boyfriend Andrew Ryan.

A few days later, after numerous phone calls to the newspaper by people who actually knew her, this story exposed how Lisa was actually a hardcore racist nazi with links to Blood and Honour and various other white power groups around NZ. Vince Stephens of the NZNF leapt to her defence claiming she was actually a very nice person. Vince knows all about racism and white power so hopefully the media will believe him.

As we said, we at the New Zealand National Frunt are often accused of having a membership made up of morons and thickies, and at first glance Lisa might fit this description. After spending most of your adult life hanging around with white power boneheads, hardcore racists and violent nutters like Blood and Honour, you would have to be pretty thick not to know what Aryan means. We can confirm that Lisa Marie Thompson, while pretty dim, is not actually that thick. She is in fact a liar. Hope that clears everything up.