Christchurch Election meeting

A highly planned military action took place last night in Christchurch. A team of highly trained commandos carried out a precision intervention against a small group of elderly people. We achieved total surprise (mainly cos the meeting was so dull that most people had fallen asleep) and delivered our message that civil war was around the corner. An agent of the multicultural marxist zionist conspiracy, (cunningly disguised as a little old lady) shooed us out of the meeting. we made a strategic withdrawal at this point, leaving a few badly worded flyers. The resistance has begun.

It is now only a matter of time before the people of Christchurch rise up, shave their heads, and put on their army surplus jackets . . .